Pawns

PAWNS

Hey, did you see that new

.308 assault rifle?
(spits in cup)
Nope.
Fucking kicks like a mule!

Do you know if the Red Sox won?

(spits in cup)
Nope.

I almost ran over my son chasing

Pokémon in the street.
(spits in cup)

Silence . . .

Getting up to leave I stepped

on a Scarlet Penstemon which bled
all over the ground for both of us.

T-Bird